My Dream Job: Police

I got this from my leng lui friend and it made my day. I think he's too obsessed in becoming a policeman. :)




HAHAHAH! Is that shit on his diaper? Holy crap!

Super Hokkien Mee

Many months ago (Yea! I took that long to blog about this), I decided to try out the Super Hokkien Mee in town. They start kinda early and business is so damn good that people have to wait for like so LONG for just ONE bowl of mee. That's when they start to get lansi. The 'sour face' auntie taking order straight away asked me "You wanna wait for an hour? If yes, I take your order". Cis. Really that good meh? I think they don't care if they can sell you that bowl of noodle as it won't make any difference to their business. What a bad service.

Are you really that 'super'?

Located at One Corner Cafe along Jalan Bawasah (behind Burmah Road's Giant Supermarket), the place was kinda full around 8 in the morning. Iskh iskh. My spicy hokkien mee came after 50 minutes and after my first sip of the soup, I don't think the hokkien mee is that 'super' also. Maybe it's because of my eating partner who likes to bitch a lot. Yeah. You heard me. =P

What do I think about the food? It's sweet and I can taste the spiciness MOSTLY. I'm not a big fan of hokkien mee. In fact, I hated it when I first tasted it ages ago. LOL.

3 bucks + an hour of waiting + need to see muka masam auntie to order + need to get up early to get the food = No thanks!

The dumpling looks nice no? The fact is: It's expensive and SUX!

The service is so bad and this makes me wonder why people still wanna waste their time going back. Oh well. That's just my point of view. It's your choice to try it out. :)

Satay Oh Satay

Lately, I found a new place to dine! It's Ah' Basri Detoxified Satay House, located at Sungai Ara. If you're heading to Fisherman's Grill/Desaria/Pearl Garden, it's somewhere on your left. It's easier to locate at night because there will be a big brightly lighted 'SATAY' sign. I'm NOT a fan of satay but seriously, their SATAY is really yummylicious. I've been visiting the place at least once a week now. LOL.

Rice cube (Nasi himpit) - RM 1

Ketupat Palas (Pulut) - RM 0.50 ( I LOVE their LEMANG!!!!! )

They have a great assortment of satays here ranging from chicken, beef, lamb, deer, ostrich, horse, rabbit, duck, turkey, squid, prawn and fish. You can opt for rice set too. I love their TOMATO rice. Gosh. I think I love any tomato rice from anywhere. HAHA! I have yet to try all their satays as I always opt for the LAMB satay. Gosh. I'm like addicted to it already. Cis.



Meat/Satay Lovers. You can go for your food hunt now if you haven't try this out. Hehe. Oh ya. Did I mention their satay sauce is nice too? ^_^

Roti Bakar

Toast has always been my favorite. I used to love Old Town toast but recently it's always cold and the butter always come in one big piece! Even after I requested them to reheat my toast!!! YUCKS!

I heard that there's a better toast somewhere at Tanjung Bungah and till now, I have no chance to explore that yet. Hehe. Today, I'm gonna blog about Roti Bakar Kopitiam, located somewhere near Bukit Gambier/USM. They have a new branch at Penang Times Square now! Hehe. It has the same concept like Old Town, just that it's way cheaper and nicer!

Honey Lemon Juice

White Coffee

Crunchy toast with nicely spread butter & kaya

My new favourite - Cheese Toast

Tomyam Fried Rice
I still favour the one at Noodle Station, E-gate ^_^

Now, who can tell me where else to find nice and cheap toast? Hehe.

Theme: Animals

* emo *

* FEED me, says Alvin!!! *

* having fun torturing the hungry deer *
* nyiak nyiak nyiak *

* blek!!! *

It's the Season Again!

Cousin Murphy was here for the weekend and as usual, I would bring my guest to taste the awesome local food in Penang. I think I fed him too much till he started to complain that his Penang trip was all about EATING only and how much gym effort he has wasted in such a short period. LOL.

We had lemak laksa at Balik Pulau and he said this is the BEST among all the things he tried here.


Well, this time, I decided to try something different. We drove about 15-20 mins from the laksa place to HERE. Let's see if you can guess what I am to blog.

It's a house somewhere in between Balik Pulau and Teluk Bahang.

They have this little corner where they cook and serve you assam laksa at RM1. Cheap no?
But I didn't try it as I don't really favour assam laksa. Hehe.

It looked tempting right? But from what I heard, the mee is not fully cooked.

NO. I did not go there for assam laksa. What else can you find in Balik Pulau other than DURIAN FARMS? Hehehe. YES! It's DURIAN SEASON again. I'm not really a durian fan and I guess it's nice to try. Next time I can bring my mumi dearest there again since she's a durian freak! ;))

What I like about this place is it gives a cosy 'kampung' feel.
You can sit down and enjoy the greenish scenery while feasting upon your durian.
*nom nom nom*

Behind the house, you can find lots of durian trees.

We decided to ask the uncle to pick for us since I have no idea how to choose a yummylicious durian. We had 2 durians - both at the price of RM15 each. It's super yellowish, soft and creamy!!!!! AWESOME!

Uncle was quick to open up the durian. For me, it would have taken ages I think. ;)

LOOK how YELLOW it is!!!!!!!!!!! Hungry yet? Yes? No? Hehehe...

It's really finger licking good! ;)

Darn. This entry makes me crave for MORE! Huhu.

Padang Brown

I have heard of it many times and just last month I had found out that I've been going to the wrong food court all this while. Located at Dato Keramat Road, you will be able to find a big football field and at each side of the field, you can find food stalls there. All are nice btw. ;)

You can find many varieties of food here.

Look closer and you might be able to spot me. Please don't pay attention to the sleeveless lady in white. The one with the butt crack LOL. Pic is taken using UWA (Ultra Wide Angle) lens. KEWL isn't it? =P

Pasembur. Still cannot win the one at Batu Lanchang market I would say.

Yong To Fu. Not a big fan but it's nice. ;)

Chai Kueh. It's stir fried vegetables(usually turnip) wrapped in crystal like dough skin.

Char Kueh Tiaw. I think you can't find a lousy char kueh tiaw stall in Penang.

This is Tee Nya Kuih with brown sugar syrup.
My first time testing this Chinese delicacy and I don't quite like it. Hehe.

Roti Babi. I still prefer the one I tried at Song River Cafe, Gurney.

Apparently, someone cannot stand not having hotdogs and ordered this crappy dish.
Totally not recommended.

Apom Balik which is pretty normal. Who knows where to get nice Apom in Penang??!!?!

I think my collection of pix is pretty complete until I realized I didn't snap a pix of the nice popiah they have!!!! You guys should see the long Q there. Everyone's aiming for the seafood popiah. Hehe.
This pix is taken from this food blogger who wrote a full review of Padang Brown's Popiah! Cool eh? =P

This is one of the things I have yet to try. Huhu.
Pix is taken from my blogger friend and she wrote an entry for the lok lok here too. ^_^

Last but not least, this is one of my favourite dishes. The Kerabu Mihun Goreng.
A little bit too dry I would say but I still love the sourish taste!

Signing off,
The FAT pig (who is trying hard to diet but keep getting pwned by food)